Randy: “Stand back everybody, its just a little old gardener snake”
Making his way through a crowd of kids at the lake looking at a small snake slithering through the sand, next thing we saw was the snake attached to his finger, the crowd vanishing and him yelling “MOM!!”
Melissa: “Really Mom it wasn’t me it was the Dog”
When we walked in to find Melissa sitting in the middle of her Christmas gifts opened on the floor after we had given her permission to go home early from a Christmas party at a friends house as long as she didn’t peek at the gifts, teeth marks later proved the dog really did it.
Tim: “Hey Look at me rubbing my wiener”
What we heard rather than Hey Look I am giving Dixie a massage.
Scott: “Look Cotton has a Heart On”
Pointing at the new rabies tag shaped like a heart on his uncles dogs collar, during a family gathering where everyone heard him but few saw what he was doing.
Steve: “I have a dog named Lacey”
Responding to the cute little girl who made her way across the street and introduced herself to him as Lacey.