On The Wrong Foot

I am not a picky person, I can go along with most anything, just don’t mess with my socks.

Cindy on the other hand is a grab and go type of person, if it’s time to go she grabs whatever looks good and out the door she goes, her side of the closet has hangers flip flopped in every direction from yanking clothes from them, with some actually lying on the floor.

My side is in order, with the pants all together, then my shirts, next are the tee shirts, yes I hang my tees, because it makes them easier to find, and all the empty hangers are moved together on the left so I don’t have to search for them once the laundry is done.

And speaking of laundry, when I do it all the jeans are washed together, the darks and the whites are separated, and yes everything gets folded and put away straight out of the dryer, I don’t do ironing so hanging my clothes straight out of the dryer is a must.

Cindy thinks Disposable Clothing would be the way to go, you pick your clothes out of a box and at the end of the day, rip them off and throw them into the recycle bin, no laundry and no putting clothes away, sounds easy but just how comfortable would disposable clothes actually be?

Comfort is a big thing to me, my jeans don’t have to look good as long as they are comfortable, they can be completely worn through with holes in the knee and crotch, but if they feel good I am wearing them, Cindy however has thrown out my crotch less jeans, calling them disposable.

When it comes to my feet I’ll have to admit I am definitely picky, I would wear new socks everyday if I could afford it, reason being is after you wear a sock it takes on the characteristics of that foot.

A worn pair of socks now becomes a left sock and a right sock, and if you get your socks on the wrong feet you can be miserable for the rest of the day, I spend a good deal of time matching my socks so when I take them out of the drawer there is a right and left sock.

Put your left foot in, take your left foot out, put your left foot in, and you shake it all about, this is not the Hokey Pokey, its me trying on two right footed socks.

Now I have to tear my sock drawer apart looking for a leftie.

Cindy enjoys when I do the Hokey Pokey early in the morning, I find myself cursing because she folded my socks, and I really think she separates all the left and right socks so she can fold them together incorrectly.

I had to start buying all the same sock, because if I had several different types and she mixed the brands along with the righties and lefties, I just know the world would come to an end.

And if the world came to an end, wouldn’t you at least want your feet to be comfortable, your Mom always told you to wear clean underwear, you know just in case there is an accident, but I am adding make sure your socks are on the right feet.

I wonder if disposable socks are an option?